Plaid Party
August 2024

The Plaid Party is an equal opportunity employer.
If you are offended by anything here, take a hike!
Platform/Agenda
Reinstate death penalty for users of Phantom rubber
Chicken in every pot (noodles and carrots optional)
Illegal aliens to be handled by US Space Force
- must enter through US customs or USSF facilities
- no beaming into US interior
- must file FAA flight plan to land at any US airport
Constitutional amendment to allow Aussies in Cabinet
   and create Dept Of Avian Affairs
 KC: Strength Through Joy!
Make all insurance companies non-profit
   and outlaw TV advertising (except for Geico).
Constitutional amendment making it illegal
   to tie up a dog outside for more than 1 hour.
Term limits on ALL elected officials
No more "public servants" making bazillions at your expense.
Bear in mind you can only write in the Brian/KC ticket
and you will have to TRUST US to make the Cabinet
and Ambassadorial appointments seen on this page
If you can trust Kamala as she asked you to at the DNC/Hollywood circus,
WHY NOT US INSTEAD???
Cabinet Members
Carol Susan Cook
 Secy Of The Interior
AGENDA
CC 4 CC
(Carol Cook for Culture Care)
Platform includes:
Curtains on windows not women.
"Could" care less abolished.
Cackling on hyenas only.
Voice lessons for Jessica Tarloff.
Teaching the meaning of a border.
Shoes on planes.
Tucks on no one.
Travel lessons to Whoopie, Cher, ...
And much more!
 Peter Roberts
 Secy Of Avian Affairs
AGENDA
Discounts on Nutella
Declare bluejays a protected species
Require hunting licenses for raptors
 TBD TBD TBD

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